Magnificent cat.
Buy a vaccuum and use the hose attachment.
You're looking for the career girlboss.
Truly desperate if you're resorting to the femslop tactic of "manifesting" the ideal woman if you wish for it enough. Or do some ritual.
Economically sanctioned for not having a gf.
SHOW US YOUR PEEPEE!!!
Here to add comfort and kindness. 😊