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You're already dead. What you're experiencing now is the afterlife. You are reviewing your entire life at normal speed, then you will be judged.
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it's interesting that they are letting everyone know they have a list of who wanted him dead.
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"we can totally take china, russia, AND the middle east at the same time, just send all these loafer kids playing their video games in mommy's basement and we're good to go"

(those kids literally daydream about slaughtering the MP's that come to draft them as it is, and their bellies, bongs, and neetbux are full right now. It will be much worse when they're suffering)

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I really love responding to every "we gotta..." statement with "we" in befuddlement

Yeah sorry boomer but there ain't any more "we" if you're planning on sending the young'ns out to fight the chinks over your 401K

@CozyLife

Very nice. I will get a brief workout in before I sleep early today. Got only like 5 hours last night... 😅

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Niggers going into massive debt over bank fraud makes me so happy.

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@mischievoustomato

Want me to kill you so that you can meet her in anime land?

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.