Mommy @[email protected]

mom's dog this morning

Will you join me in my journey to never update, brothers?

@cjd @lowqualityfacts @Hoss

I’m confused.

loving romance + impregnation as your fetish is basically a signal that your a racist evil fascist planning to kill everyone

Like sand through an hourglass, these are the days of our lives.

I know a thing or two about uppity boomers. A lifelong family friend fucked me out of buying his business assets when he retired. We had a deal...in writing, notarized. He sold out to a bunch of jeets behind my back for under what I was prepared to offer.

I ended up taking him to court not long ago...and won.

Fuck boomers. I fucking hate them.

The little chocolate chunk at the bottom is the satisfying conclusion that you anticipate as you're eating the cone. Why would anyone want to make the cone consumption experience less kino?

always funny when browns suggest that immigration is "payback" and therefore unwittingly admit that their shitty existence is punishment on everyone around them.

Destroy all Boomers

@TimeSpent @RealRaul

@BigDuck @RealRaul

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Charles_in_Charge You know it's funny I was at Walmart the other day and they had a lady at the exit checking receipts, the black dude ahead of me got checked, as did the old Hispanic woman, but me? The well dressed white dude? Right on through no check necessary. Almost like racial profiling exists for statistically accurate reasons

@Terry it's hilarious everyone acting like 2016-2020 didn't already happen.