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@branman65

"Sorry ladies. You have to be this tall to ride."

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@branman65

I don't know what to tell ya man. They're numerous and "hungry" and you happen to be handsome, alone and nearby. Tough luck.

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@branman65

Doesn't matter. You'll be raped by like 3 or 7 of them in an alley one day.

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@Eiswald

STEAL DA TURKEY!!! STEAL DA PRESENTS!!!

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DireGoy
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Terry
@get they should've just voted harder next time
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getgle - crypto zigger ♠️ :cob:
@Terry they do this, get arrested for life and then nothing happens. five men ruin their own lives so nothing ever happens. it's so over 🥀
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Christi Junior
It do be like that Mr. Stancil (also, we're Winning).
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Momther

How in the fuck did Halsey not know that Planet Fitness is gay?

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Lucoa again

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Willy McCoy :confederateflag: :pbr:
@wizardmanperson Generations of leaches
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@SuperSnekFriend

"Nice argument but I have big boobs!"

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@Shlomo

AND THIS!!!! IS!!! TO PRINT!!! EVEN FURTHER!!! BEYOND!!!

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@SuperSnekFriend

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@coolboymew

You are cultured.

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Legends.

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@Terry @randbot

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Lucoa

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Shenanigans.

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Momther

Is it a deal-breaker if she is taller than you?

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