Alright gentlemen! Choose! Mischievous wife that inconveniences you daily with something innocent like hiding your shoe, changes your alarm to wake you up just 1 minute earlier or later and/or disappears suddenly in a surprise game of hide and seek. And other simple, mundane shenanigans like that. Or a scaredey-cat wife that gets scared of children's cartoons and needs to have the nightlight on and you in the room with her every night to sleep.
No more excuses. Real men rape. You have failed the assignment. I have faith in you though. Embrace your inner Billionaire-Minotaur-Rapist.
Hugs and kisses. 🤗💋🥰