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Morghur is another entity you can turn your back toward. Just make sure to offer snack to him here and there to keep him pacified. I've witnessed the monster impale someone with a wooden tendril.

Old Man Tyler... Him. I... I... had no choice. That hairless feline wouldn't stop. He kept escalating. I didn't want to do this.

Tenacious? The shape shifting anthropomorphic animal? Don't worry about him. He's the only beast that won't attack you.

Raul... That's a name I have not heard in a while. He was a delight. I miss him...

The sun will melt you so keep your umbrella on you always. Don't become a cooked meal for the wildlife.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?!?!?! Take the SIM card out of your phone and wrap the phone in tin foil. DO NOT ANSWER ANY PHONE CALLS!!!

Don't get cold while asleep. Nightmares are likely to occur.

Close your closet doors. Keep mirrors out of your room. Have the nightlight near. Lay the mattress on the floor. Ditch the bed frame. Cover all windows. Or just sleep in a room without them. Lock the doors. Keep a gun within arms reach.

Psst! Over here. Yoohoo! Hey! Don't go outside and keep the lights on. Stay away from the dark. They're waiting patiently.

TOMATO!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!! GUNNA TURN YA INTO KETCHUP!!!

THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT PAL!!!

Hey you. Yes you. The one reading this post. I hope that you get an isekai harem after you've completed this life.

Ha! 🤣