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@TenaciousWolf

Nighty-night. Count the one sheep in your life now.

@TenaciousWolf

She's a Weresheep. And of course she'd be okay with you being a human man. Mamono love men silly.

mgewiki.moe/index.php/Wereshee

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mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_

Become a P.O.W. in MGE but you're soon adopted (married off) by a lonely Mamono who saw a commercial made similar to those sad ones showing puppies and dogs in a shelter with the sad music in the background.

No more wars! I've ascended to godhood and wiped out ALL of the opposition singlehandedly. No draft needed. No risking our troops. And no reason to innovate or have logistical capability restored. You're welcome. 😌

@TenaciousWolf

Fine. Since I know you I'll get my guys to hook you up.

I've solved inflation by doing away with money entirely! We trade via bartering and skills! I'm so smrat. 😌

@TenaciousWolf

We turned a mum into a bar of soap. Time to be cleansed goy.

Yuckers!!! You just did a yucky! Off to the waterboarding room you go. You're being water boarded with water with dish soap mixed in.

@TenaciousWolf

But you no longer have to care. I've made it legal. 😌

@JarOfDirt

Yes. You are very skilled to have been able to decipher my post.

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Noooo now it's legal for all the very bad foids to gang up and rape me like ancient humans hunting a woolly mammoth :blinkscrem:

I've ended inceldom by making rape legal! No need to thank me. All in a days work. Anyone would do this too if they were to seize power.

I've ended homelessness by killing the homeless. Now give me $1,000,000,000. 😌

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