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Hopefully I can get some mindscapes for Remielle before her run is done.

Taiki Shuttle 🐴

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1939262214804348928

This Boomer at the table got all hot and bothered by my Uncle Ted shirt.

I was walking past his table and he said to me "WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT?" I smiled and said it's just Uncle Ted. He said "THAT'S YOUR UNCLE?" I replied no it's a figure of speech.. He asked me why the fuck I would be wearing that shirt. I said because it's funny. It says vote by mail. And he said to me "Yeah it's real fuckin' funny to me. My brother was a student at Northwestern when it got bombed. Not so fuckin' funny now is it?"

I said back to him, yeah I don't know man. He seemed pretty correct with a lot of his predictions....

This guy went and complained the floor and asked to have me removed.

Whenever I make a joke to the cute girl at work

@echo @Hyperhidrosis you either get the dog eating chinese millionare or the tunnel dwelling child rapist jews

im sorry fido you will make a great sacrifice

finally something is happening

12/10, best boy ever

@Shadowman311 Can confirm, my autism overpowers reproductive desires, so I'm capable of being completely honest with women.