Woman that just breaks into your home and makes you breakfast. And when questioned she just acts like you're crazy and that the both of you have been happily married for years.

"I'm your wife silly. This isn't unusual. Now eat your eggs and bacon before they get cold." 🤭

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**GoonPatrol** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 20:49 *

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@egirlyuumimain Friendly reminder that Kubo's self insert is Kisuke. Nigga makes himself Aryan and then gives himself a busty, brown, catgirl, tomboy gf.

He would fit in perfectly on poast.

Edit: on a side note if anyone knows a good /a/ board let me know, 4/a/ is worse than reddit at this point and I need a place to get in to arguments with random stranger about anime where I can call them niggers.

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**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 20:33

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**Jolly Tyler** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 20:33

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Money getting tight

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**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 20:46

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**mothersmurfer** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 20:46

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@tyler When I said "eat pussy"...

**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 21:30

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**Jay Squills 🦎 :pbr: 🎄** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 21:30

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Jay Squills 🦎 :pbr: 🎄 @[email protected]

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**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 20:52

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**Jay Squills 🦎 :pbr: 🎄** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 20:52

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Jay Squills 🦎 :pbr: 🎄 @[email protected]

@GoonPatrol @egirlyuumimain that's why the show is called Bleach right?

**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 19:43

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AryanMethSmokingCunnyRapistLibtardScaringLibtardAnihilatorNiggerKillerJewGassingPajeetDeporting @[email protected]

I think she wants me to take her out for ice cream and some hand holding on the beach.

**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 19:43

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Crush_My_Skull_Between_Ubel's_Thighs :pondering_orb: 🇵🇸 @[email protected]

@egirlyuumimain SEX SHORTS SEX SHORTS SEX SHORTS
BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS

**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 19:41

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**Festive Yuumi** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 19:41

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Dangerous combo

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**Momther** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 19:53

**Momther** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 19:53

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Momther @[email protected]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJkIQ9Ggk0U

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**Momther** · Dec 11, 2025, 19:11

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**Nova** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 19:11

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Nova @[email protected]

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**Momther** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 10:03

**Momther** @[email protected] · Dec 11, 2025, 10:03

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Momther @[email protected]

My sense of time has sped up at an alarming rate. The weekends rapidly approach, come and go. We're already almost halfway done with December. 2025 went by in a blink. I remember the day I preordered my Gardevoir too. Man...