If you go to my profile and only see vantablack coal, it's because every good post I've made got intercepted by patriot missiles on their way to your computer over the internet. Israel is once again trying to rape me.
The war is going extremely well for this administration. Nearly tearing a marine's arm off for daring to say out loud what everyone is thinking. Peak optics.
"I worked all summer after graduating high school to buy a home, two cars and a speedboat, and so can you. If you refuse to pull yourself up by your bootstraps the way I did, you're obviously an antisemite!"
At a hearing on the war in Iran in the US Congress, an American military veteran (according to other sources, a serving Marine) was forcibly ejected from the hall after shouting that the current US administration is now acting in the interests of Israel and is dragging the country into war.