Go to the nearest straight, White male and make him a late night snack. After that you will tuck him into bed and read him a bedtime story. Then once he is asleep give him a kiss on the forehead, turn off the night light and close the door quietly.
Even if men cared about their appearance more then there is mostly the stick waiting for them and the carrot is moldy and rotten.
Hugs and kisses. 🤗💋🥰