Momther @[email protected]

my dick is a girlfailure detector

Earwax is good lube.

Still gotta go to work - nothing ever happens

>Average foot size for Danish women is 10, 30% have sizes up to 13, 14
>licking women's feet w/out consent is legally considered rape in Denmark you'll get up to 80 yrs in prison

How can you be lactose intolerant if you live in the Milky Way Galaxy, wouldnt you just die?

and a fine breasts to you today too, sir

that's just, like, your opinion man

the acute reason I don't like autocompete, suggestions, etc is I don't like shit popping up that I didn't type. I also have no tolerance for input lag when I type. I want to see the characters appear or disappear exactly as my inputs demand, in exactly that rhythm, like a fuckin magic typewriter with an erase function

I know a lot of young people won't get it because they can't type for shit, uncoordinated ipad ass niggas

Iranian Gov't: fuck you, pay me

@Shadowman311 Going back home is like a death sentence for these third worlders.