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#woofgirlwednesday

Before cellphones our loyalty apps were small pieces of plastic with a hole cut in one end so we could keep them on our keys!

Griefed a libtard's Minecraft house and got no joy from doing so. It's finally OVER.

B I G

Being poor is an actual superpower.

> sign up for a scam
Can't lose any money.
> somebody wins a lawsuit against you
They can have the holes on my shirt.
> you get a traffic fine
That's fine.
> stock market collapses
You don't even notice.

They've been around for a while.
The humility is in stark contrast to our fake bravado.

Morning

@PNS

Milk

Stumbled across this in my downloads, laughed again. Perhaps you might enjoy it too, Fedifriends.