Barely a month into 2026 and the US has already:
>Destroyed their international reputation by abducting another country's head of state and charging him with owning a machine gun.
>Failed to murder Putin through their proxy Ukraine
>Failed to colour revolution Iran (again)
>Pussied out of military intervention in Iran despite promising to send 'help'
>Had its multi billion dollar Starlink network completely jammed, and exposed as a CIA tool
>Been mogged by China announcing largest ever trade surplus in world history despite US "winning" the trade war
>Alienated Europe by threatening to invade Greenland - NATO on the verge of collapse
>Moved to put Blackrock in charge of the FED
>other embarrassing shit