Momther @[email protected]

>At least three people on the Fedi have made Super Creek their waifu.
I'm not going to lie, but I perfectly understand why.

Happy Monday fedi friends

@SuperSnekFriend you want mama hebi I know it

Kerosene's 3 laws of robotics:

- First Law: A robot may not injure a human unless he asks you to do it in a sexual, masochistic way. Then you're allowed to hit him while calling him slurs.
- Second Law: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders are extremely retarded.
- Third Law: A robot with a fat ass must sit on Kerosene's face as long as such action does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

@Kerosene
>Third law
Blessed!

I've heard the cure to my specific cancer is to have sex with a hot woman. But it keeps reoccurring so I have to keep regular doses.

This would make me feel better but id pretend it doesnt so I could keep doing it

😭 Jay Stancils 🦎 :pbr: 🌲 reacted to your poast

I played really badly at Smash today and I got super angry

I need her to stroke my hair and tell me its okay now more than ever

@Shadowman311 Stinkmeaner in the audience.

Wan.