I remember the perfectly reasonable logic i went through with my employer when the mandate shit was being floated.
>its stops covid
It clearly doesnt, and ive already had covid so I should be immune
>but omicron variant, and it stops the spread
It clearly doesnt, and the government websites now say this too
>it makes it less spreadable
It doesnt, but if thats the only reason I'll work from home then, i've proven i can do it because you already made me do it for 6 months
>but thats not fair policy
Neither is forcing me to undertake a medical procedure for a desk job
>it reduces symptoms
I'm perfectly fine with suffering, i've already caught it and it sucked, but i have sick leave for that
>look, this is the policy we're introducing and you'll be in violation of your contract if you dont follow the policy
I was actually writing a letter to my employer that week, about how you cant introduce this kind of new policy without amending the contract, to which I had not consented, then Putin performed the greatest act of public health management ever conceived of in human history and invaded "The Ukraine", a place known only to my friends and family for its prolific computer hackers and scam technology, thus curing covid forever more.