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Who follows me everywhere I go? That’s my cat! Whether I take a nap, there’s my cat! On the sofa, there’s my cat! On the toilet, there’s my cat! Even in the shower, there’s my cat!

May your bring you joy!

Winter Haiku

Soft night holy night
Won’t be for long my baby
When I arrive home

Winter Haiku

Baby cold outside
But my hot aching desire
never burn so bright

Winter Haiku

Silence of the cold
Is fitting our warming home
Heart full, hand to hold

Winter Haiku

Cold December air
Me blissful without a care
Cause your love is warm

December's cold skies
sparkle with bright winter stars
silver moon beams down

#DailyHaikuPrompt

The hardest choice you’ll ever make… or not.

Definitely an ass man. Need some jiggle with the spanking. Gotta grip her hips good as you jingle your bells against her cake. She’ll be a good ho ho ho. She’ll be licking your candy cane till you’re ready to fill her stocking. Licking her chocolate chips and leaving milk on the cookies.

It’s everywhere, I can’t escape it. The bells, the lights, the holiday cheer. The terrible pun; “Just in the Saint Nick of time.” The positive, some of the music is good; Rockin around the Christmas Tree lives rent free in my head. There was a remix of Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away, this year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special ❤️. Some of the music WILL get repetitive even headache inducing.

Please govy wovy, grant Goat a house please weasy. I’m tired of renting and throwing my money down a hole. What? taxes? You’re going to use the taxes for infrastructure right? Like roads, bridges, schools, and hospitals right? What? Money Laundering? God Chosen People? What are you talking about? What about the people and the children of the future? You want to make sure you have it all? Your empire of dirt built on deception? All the wealth but no love? I see we are enemies.

Yes I’ve seen the movie inception and familiar with the concept of planting a seed or an idea. Yes I understand these concepts manifest themselves through action. Look I have an overwhelming desire to help others it’s stemming all the way from childhood playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue team so let me rescue you from yourself.

I can’t anon. Only you can rescue yourself only I can show you my path. Is it the right path? Not necessarily, but it is a path.

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