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Sex Toy Review: Tantaly Daisy Pro 42LB Life Size Ass with Removable Vagina (Sponsored)
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I hope everyone is having a good Monday.

The TFM Show: August 4th, 2024

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PeerTube: website is down

You're not a fighter. Now go turn sperm into babies and bread into sandwiches.

The Morning Constitutional: July 24th, 2024

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Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-24-08-00-41:e
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The TFM Show: July 27th, 2024

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The Morning Constitutional: July 17th, 2024

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Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-17-08-01-49:d
PeerTube: website down

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The TFM Show: April 20th, 2024

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Here is one more for a Dread Warrior (sub-boss) alternative converted from D&D: the Skull Knight.

Movement is only 4 due to low DEX and low speed.

Attack is 4 due to STR mod.

Defend is 1 due to DEX mod (min 1)

BP is 4 due to CON mod

MP is 2 due to INT/WIS/CHA mods

Spells are 3 dread random Dread Spells.

Combined "Life Exchange" and "Tainted Willow" into a single ability called "Vampiric Sword". Removed "Life Exchange" noob trap and just made the sword only equip-able by Undead.

EZPZ

Here is how to convert from D&D to HeroQuest for quick snappy combat.

Movement is set to 10, which is standard for fodder enemies, and with a DEX of 15 is appropriate.

Attack is STR modifier, minimum 1. Since they get a -2 mod, their attack is 1, which is appropriate.

Defend is DEX mod or Armor (as appropriate. DEX mod is +2 so their defend dice pool is 2.

BP is CON mod, minimum 1, so 1.

MP is INT or WIS mod (whichever is higher) minimum 1.

Converted abilities below the stats.

EZPZ

The Morning Constitutional: July 10th, 2024

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The Morning Constitutional: July 13th, 2024

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With the release of the Jungles of Delthrak expansion, Dread Cultists got a subtype (Blightweaver) and an additional spell (Creeping Grasp). I combined both types of cultist into a single spell list.

Also here are my modifiers for upgraded monsters. Roll 1D10 for random, or select appropriate modifiers.

They're broken up into prefixes and suffixes to be added before, after, or before AND after a monster.

Example: you can have an Elite Goblin (prefix only) or an Elite Goblin Champion (both).