Based Bagel @[email protected]

Is racism natural?

Change my mind:

The only way to fix shithole countries is to Genghis Khan everyone who doesn't get with the program.

Many moons ago I was arguing with some normie about how women can't drive as well as men due to their slower reaction speed, fine motor control etc.

3 months later a girl crashed his car... And he STILL hasn't changed his mind one bit.

Some people just can't be saved

POV: You're a glowie tasked with alt tech recon looking for domestic terrorists and all you're seeing is philosophy and anime titties

I've had multiple offers rescinded due to the vaccine. I'm ok with that. We are the resistance.

Why don't people realize if enough of us just REFUSED we wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit?

Bonus Tip:

Start reading books.

Normies will think you're a genius because they don't read.

You can be useful by telling them what you read. Books are free, so you have no excuse.

2.1 Get a library card

2.2 Get the Overdrive/Libby/Hoopla app on your phone.

2.3 Listen to audiobooks while doing chores/driving etc.

Now you have friends and can influence normies for FREE

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1. Be entertaining.- Most people's lives are boring as shit, and they will want you in their life if you're fun to be around

Action steps:
Look up lesser known standup comedians and remix their jokes to practice being more witty/entertaining.

2. Be useful

This one is for you humans. Find someone you want to be around and see where you can help them out.

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How to win friends and influence normies:

When I was young, I had a hard time making friends.

As a bagel I was too short for rides, wasn't skilled at any sports and couldn't play video games for shit.

But now I have a 2-step formula for making friends and influencing normies.

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I got a cool to the touch memory foam pillow from target and it's comfortable but it stinks like a hard working WHORE!

Anyone have any ideas?

I can't believe I let people gaslight me into thinking that cooking is hard .

I started cooking during the pandemic and Im already making some mouth-watering meals.

All I used was Gordon Ramsay's cookbook/youtube channel to start.

In 2022 you don't need a woman to cook for you, you need to get on Gordon Ramsay's youtube channel. You'll be surprised at what you can make. I know I am"

If you're underemployed listen up!

1. If you can't display your skills they're worthless. You need some certifications or a portfolio for people to hire you

2. Don't be afraid to shamelessly self promote. When I was looking for a job I literally tell anyone who would listen about what I had to offer.

3. Consider self-employment/business ownership-
to avoid vaccine mandates, incompetent coworker etc.

Just to set the record straight i am NOT ANTI-VAX. I am pro BODILY SOVEREIGNTY.

i am against mandatory use of experimental gene therapeutics for a disease with a 98% survival rate

And I don't like that you're not allowed to sue them for fucking up.

If ANY medication was handled like the vaccine it would be

If you have chronic aches and pains yoga can help you with that.

You can do it at home with a free app like down dog. My back pain is all gone and I've never felt better!

Here's a 2 step plan to avoid the coming tyranny.

After seeing the INCOMPETENCE of the power elite I'm more optimistic than ever.

As long as you

Step 1: Be low key
Step 2: Become self-sufficient

You're more trouble than you're worth and you can keep your freedom!

It's important to demystify your enemy.

In the age of drones, robocops, ai and hypersonic missiles.

Does it even matter if the citizens are armed?

Something to ponder