Based Bagel @[email protected]

Why doesn't mastodon have a like button? Is it patented or something?

Me 5 years ago: How to get out of the friend zone

Me 5 years later: How do I get a second passport.

I struggle making peace with the duality of life.

On one hand, If life hadn't been so painful so early on, I wouldn't be the based bagel I am today. I would be a boosted bagel with a blood clot.

But, the pain in my early life was immense. So immense that, despite my best efforts, I harbor a lot of resentment for those who screwed me over.

Such is the duality of life. .

In an alternate universe there's a service that connects parents who actually give a shit about their children to kids who aren't ungrateful pieces of shit.

Life would be so fantastic if you could pick your family

Please critique my plan as my freedom is at stake if I fuck this up.

Get a 2nd citizenship in a non-cucked country ✅

Make 80% of my money online (working on it)

Get banking in another country (preferably east asia)

Leave the west for good! 😀

I'm now convinced the US gov has been infiltrated by outside forces to subvert it from within.

Right v left doesn't even make sense anymore because what good is it to be the party in power of a failed state?

Call me a conspiracy theorist but rhe decisions made by the elite are so INCOMPETENT that I don't see any other viable solution.

A woman posted this photo and it got over 15k likes on Twitter.

@Tfmonkey said this a while ago but it shocks me to see it confirmed in real time on normal socials

Message to all white nationalists/ anri-semites, Hear me out:

Did you know that if you simply TOOK WOMENS RIGHTS AWAY that you don't have to worry about your precious white woman losing her purity to a man of another race because she can't choose a man without your consent? Ex. Muslims

And we could outbreed the jews and build strong, sustainable communities that negate jewish influence on our society ex. Orthodox jews and Amish.

Remember we can ALL get what we want with no bloodshed.

I think Andrew Tate is innocent.

Why?

Gov:
Lied about covid
Lied about the vaccine
Actively covers up KNOWN pedos
Wants to kill/enslave you

Tate:
Is loud online
Flaunts wealth
Doesn't try to kill or enslave you
Wants you to buy courses

Still too early to say but I'm leaning toward the Tates.

They want to discredit him now that hes back on Twitter so they can shut him up and scare the rest of us into silence.

Whole thing gives me Alex Jones/Bill Cosby vibes.

~Bagel

I'm don't support domestic violence but can we stop pretending like there are a critical mass of guys out here haymaking hoes for no reason?

It's just sick and doesn't help anyone

I hate to do back-to-back polls but I need to win an argument.

When you pass 30 do you get a a biological urge as a man to have kids? I thought it was just for women but I just wanna be sure

"Voodoo's infectious laugh is the seasoning of the tfm show" 🤣

- Bagel

If there was an attractive woman who lured guys in for the kill like Ted Bundy did do you think she could kill as many people?

I heard alot of women voted for Justin Trudeau because of his looks. If this is true Canadians deserve their tyranny.