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You mean like funny ha ha?

When you tell your kitten that you're considering getting a puppy too.

tahp itt

Can we pay him for all that he has lost since being a hero? We flush umpteen gazillions down the Ukraine drain every other minute.

Guy looking for dry water, 5-sided triangles, a woman who's generally fine with everything and doesn't steal french fries...