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We don't have to live like this

But then he ate a radioactive shrimp from walmart and became Manletitan! A 27 year old 5'9" guy in reasonably decent shape who has two good friends, a stable job that pays $167,000 a year, and a girlfriend who doesn't look like the end of Big Trouble in Little China!

Remember when you had to say you were tough on crime to get elected?

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