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"Just slap a cowboy hat on him and get'em speakin' Jesus and he's as 'merican as Joe Montana grilling cheeseburgers on the Fourth of July," sayeth the Evangelical.

Everyone's favorite think tank doing what it does best

At least at the racetrack they just shoot the poor horse in the head.

If you have the mæchinery for it, pray for this woman's safety when you think about her.

My guess is the aliens will look like people from the coroner's office.

Now Israel is trying to improve their image with trickery instead of not being evil to absolutely no one's surprise

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TIKrowQvg1I

Lube up your bonus holes, burgers!