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No no no, if she wasn't a water chuggin' pisstress when you met her, then she only likes you when she's dry and crispy. Keep the bitch parched. Know your moistures, gents.

@dictatordave K hole went all the way back to Honduras lol. That's one bad fuggin trip

Hard to find good help these days

Boots twice?

@Bernard All that forehead and no frontal lobe. Tragedy

I'm putting this on my Christmas list right now

He must've said she called him a nigger

@catmanmancat just don't swallow

He knows, he's just a sick bitch.

@sickburnbro They never are. Sweeney apologized to the ghouls who were upset about her jeans ad recently. The ones who get demoralized that these folks aren't perfect don't understand the chess.