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No no no, if she wasn't a water chuggin' pisstress when you met her, then she only likes you when she's dry and crispy. Keep the bitch parched. Know your moistures, gents.

@dictatordave K hole went all the way back to Honduras lol. That's one bad fuggin trip

Hard to find good help these days

Boots twice?

@Bernard All that forehead and no frontal lobe. Tragedy

I'm putting this on my Christmas list right now

He must've said she called him a nigger

@catmanmancat just don't swallow

He knows, he's just a sick bitch.