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Got a good grab

Crop circles are alien graffiti

OnlyGrans. Their simps will pay thousands for single cupcakes made with a nana's love.

Women don't realize that they have gold mines in their socks. They walk around on little money machines.

"Thanks, dude, but you still have to go back."

I'll believe the big talk when I see the big balls.

Good choice

The good thing about most vegans is everyday they're a little dumber, weaker, and slower and it's their own damn fault.