Nescientist @[email protected]

"Why are all the bears around here a bunch of retarded inbreds?"

No no no, if she wasn't a water chuggin' pisstress when you met her, then she only likes you when she's dry and crispy. Keep the bitch parched. Know your moistures, gents.

Hard to find good help these days

Boots twice?

I'm putting this on my Christmas list right now

He must've said she called him a nigger

He knows, he's just a sick bitch.