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Why indeed, ha fucking ha ha ha! Get your best amerimutt pansexual detectives on it right away, stupid faggots! Crack the case!

"Just shoot, Sugar"

I haven't heard Mariah Carey Christmas songs anywhere in like 9 years. The anti Mariah Carey Christmas song memes are still a yearly event, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG30Nr8b9Uc

Yeah yeah yeah, I know! Asmongold is unacceptably ideologically flawed and NOT BASED ENOUGH FOR YOUR ROYAL BASEDNESS, but China is kicking our ass and this guys saying as much to a large amount of people.

Subtract the clothes, divide the legs, etc etc

Is the knife okay?

I made Jeff Cliffy poo angry lol. He ought to calm down or the myocarditis will flare up

Forget every religious idea of God and just imagine there's something that isn't you and is not just a voice in your head that's everywhere. Believe it in good faith so the experiment is valid. Speak to it a little and ask it to give you some indication that it heard you and understood you. If you really did it with an open mind and believing in good faith that it could be real, it'll answer you in such a way that makes it hard to dismiss as coincidence.