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Watching the USA breaking apart is like watching your dysfunctional parents go through a divorce when they're in their fucking 90s and they're just about to die anyway.

I still have flashbacks of this time I was hiking and under this huge oak tree in the shade were like four perfect morels but I had no idea wtf a morel was and I didn't want to take a chance. Then I went home and looked them up and was like fuck, they were probably delicious too fml

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fdd29TWfwWE

Hyperborean basic baby ballistic training, 2052.

More human every minute

Aliens

All you haters know you miss bixnood's inexplicable facebook mom cat pictures tacked onto every little thing he posted. That was completely normal heterosexual behavior!