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Obama: No time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society

@Junes @qwerty

"Nagaland (/ˈnɑːɡəlænd/) is a state in the north-eastern region of India"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagaland

"In various Asian religious traditions, the Nagas (Sanskrit: नाग, romanized: Nāga)[1] are a divine, or semi-divine, race of half-human, half-serpent beings that reside in the netherworld (Patala), and can occasionally take human or part-human form, or are so depicted in art. Furthermore, Nagas are also known as dragons and water spirits"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga

Someone told me there was this women with a deformed face that no one would date or marry because they were instantly scared of her & that she wants to get married

They claimed she even joined the Moonies or Unification Church

The Unfiication Church refused to be matchmaker for them even though they historically assigned people to marry strangers

They said person is 43 years old

How would they get married?

Impossible?

Normally it is the woman's own fault but they did not choose to be ugly

The website of the Australian Museum contains an entry for the drop bear written in a serious tone similar to entries for other, real, species. The entry classifies the drop bear as Thylarctos plummetus and describes them as "a large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the koala", the size of a leopard, having coarse orange fur with dark mottling, with powerful forearms for climbing and attacking prey, and a bite made using broad powerful premolars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

If you ignore new age stuff, psychics, aliens, outer space, vibrations, holograms, quantum physics, simulations, Lizard people, physics and science and failure to name the Jew but only calling them bad Zionists

Is there anything that David Icke was actually wrong about when it comes to politics?

Queen Victoria was a

@vriska

Maybe move to Europe they are not supposed to reject refugees and give free health care

Unless you are white or Christian

I wish you were better sorry I do not know how to help

I ran out of advice and do not send money to strangers on the internet

All I can think of right now is make a youtube channel about how horrible your cancer is and milk it for money which will probably get taken down from youtube or try some way to get some local community to help you

@vriska

Should be even easier to get welfare in Europe and English dominated countries

If it is not Europe or the U.S.A. or a English dominated country

You should be able to get a job with no skills not necessarily a good job but a job

Unless you really are to disabled to do physical labour

@vriska

No job means free insurance in U.S.A.

Free insurance means free evaluations to get a disability

See a psychologist or mental health counselor and tell them that you do not feel well because you can not get or keep a job

Try to steer it toward seeing a fancy person to give you a free neouropsychological exam to test for a disability

There are a lot of them autism, ADHD, schizophrenia, etc.

Apply for disability a lot of times once they diagnose you until they are tired of saying no

@vriska

technical college costs less than universities and tends to teach more skills

credits might not transfer to a University

@CaseOh @VeganMGTOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkHqCEu9ogs

What happened in Trump's real WWE wrestling match

Washington Post

youtube

@kaiservenom

The paranormies with Johnny Monoxide at

paranormies.com

paranormies dot com

Not the other paranormies

To retaliate against (Burks) for his attempt to leave the pod,” the officers brought Burks to an interview room that lacked surveillance cameras, according to the Justice Department. At this point, Walters arrived and took part in beating Burks

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article295854359.html

@ForbiddenDreamer @Folklore

Just as real as the NASA moon landing pictures but billions of dollars cheaper

@asa

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