O Booby Goobis,
Come introduce us
To those orbs which everyone says
Deserve fullest analysis
O Booby Goobis,
Deliver to us
A squiz of twin gee-whiz exquisites
That Hapi's priests regard as hubris
O Booby Goobis,
Fain will thee shew us
With thy mountains' glory's trueness
How pointless is female minuteness?
O Booby Goobis,
It would renew us
To behold thine perfect globular twoness
In all their celebrated hugeness
O Booby Goobis,
Pray open to us
Thine vaulted treasures circumlocutious
That hath spherically seduced us
O Booby Goobis,
Ye must excuse us
For thine humps as yet elude us
So for this undue fuss reprove us
Then pray soothe us
As behooves us
With thy great gulunking GOOBIS BOOBIS
RT: https://poa.st/objects/2342a594-ffe2-41b6-a9e4-c3b05c1c5ca7