Wow ✍️

The internet was a mistake.

Its after 2am, I am a mistake

>Its after 2am, I am a mistake
One o'clock, sir. You're still on Pacific Northwest time, you can't just unsubscribe from that.

You never did come out for lamb stew

>You never did come out for lamb stew
To my great regret. But I can't say I haven't considered a much longer road trip, AZ is a good place to find a solid 67 El Camino.

You simply have to hop in the pickup and start driving and I'll give you an address on Matrix

However I am still working on getting guest quarters finished. I'll let you know!

my fellow mellow yellow americans.

"guest quarters"

I no longer have my goon cave, I am going to have to dig another, but for Goon Cave Mk3 I have grand plans.

@tyler @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII where the fuck even are you dawg, theres fucking NOTHING there.

video game ass world

You've never been to America? Other than that cities it's extremely rural

@tyler @themilkman @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII As someone who lives in flyover country. Probably not

@tyler @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII i've been to the UK and i was so disoriented because of how flat it was.

i can't orientate myself around the area without mountains.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FLAT IT IS, IF THERE WAS NOTHING, AND IN EITHER 90 DEGREE TURN THERE IS ALSO NOTHING I WOULD GO CRAZY

It just looks flat on camera, I live on a windy hill. I do miss the mountains of the Pacific Northwest though

Oh, you moved!

How are the youngins handling it?

They love the extra space, my oldest has been doing very good driving the pickup truck, tractor, and my dad's mini excavator. I dug them a hole in the ground to play in and they love it.

@tyler @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII if i ever went to america i would go to these

massive too shits to go to nantucket island and see the whaling museum.

Texas cuz cowboys and shiii (my dad loves cowboys and i would bring him with me)

applelatcha to go hiking, i saw some pictures and it looks cool

There are no cowboys in Texas anymore as I understand it

Hawaii and California have more cows these days.

California has a retarded amount of cattle pits, they're disgusting.

My neighbor here has some beef cattle. I'm considering it but my fencing is not up to standard yet

How much acreage do you have again? I am on five which is enough for like one cow.

@tyler @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII next you're gonna tell me santa isn't real, i can't believe you're a fucking libtard

Don't get him started about the Great Easter Bunny Conspiracy!

@tyler @themilkman @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII They're all here in Oklahoma

@Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII @tyler @egirlyuumimain @themilkman Is there any place where people live that exactly like what everyone thinks (but that's not somewhere incredibly boring)?

correct, its just Californian's ​

THE COWBOYS ARE ALL IN INDIANA

@madcuzbad @Deplorable_Degenerate @Momther @JuicyGothMommyFeet @MCMLXVIIOTG @WilhelmIII @tyler like jones?

no like best state in america.

And they all speak Hoosier.

They have to go back.

we speak english like everyone else.

Definitely needs work, I'd be able to break out easy

lol great minds

The guest quarters:

she's doin this to me tonight and all that

You're a lucky guy!