@suquili @Momther This and a pbr

@DEERBLOOD @Momther halfway through my final pbr for the night
sure is sad eh

@suquili @Momther @DEERBLOOD You drink that piss and you got yellow fever? All you need now are a few vinyl records and you'll be like the King of hipster boozoomers.

@bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD I'll never own vinyls
I hate physical media. I never want to have stuff again. I want to own nothing and be happy

@suquili @Momther @DEERBLOOD Pledge allegiance to me and the Dark Side, then I'll will you my Hollywood Records version of the Great Milenko in vinyl, my nigga.

@bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD I can't stand having stuff as a poor Zoomer. I live in constant economic precarity where I don't wanna have to deal with moving all that stuff if SHTF

@suquili @Momther @DEERBLOOD I understand. What do chicks say when they see your closet? Do they say "damn, were you just homeless" or do they say something like "damn nigga, you got more shoes than I do"?

@bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD last time a chick came over was 2023 and we were drunk, she wasn't concerned with the stuff in my closet

@suquili @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD this was funny to read out of context 😅

Yeah seriously I have like 5 years of food stored in my condo. How the fuck can I move this shit if I have to gtfo of Dodge?

@caekislove @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili I remember being a freaked out liberal when I was younger and asking my grandpa where it would be a safe place to go, if things go south here. He gave me such a smirk.

I should probably start eating the rice and beans I stacked up back in 2018 before they go bad.

@caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili Open up a fake burrito place, price them at like $30 a burrito, then bring in homeless people and record their reactions to the free burritos. You'd be like the Anti-Mr. Beast, because the homeless people would react like, "Did you poison this? That was the worst burrito I've ever tried in my life."

ayo hol up...

@nice-nigger @caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili Fuck you, nice nigger. You're set for life when it comes to free shit.

@bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA YOU AIN'T KNOWIN' WHO THE FUCK BEHIND DIS COMPOOTA SCRANE BITCH DIS BE REAL LIFE N SHEEIT :letter_s:

@nice-nigger @caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili Ain't no way you behind a compoota scrane, Obongo phone nigga.

@bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili IF I WAS DAT NIGGA ID HAVE STRAIGHT BROKE HIS ASS OH MUH GAWWW, FUH MAYN CAINT BELEE DIS SHEIT RIGHNAO MUH FUGGUSS GITTIN BLASTED N SHEIT HELL NAW :sparkle_rose:

@bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili people are just openly selling home cooked food on Facebook marketplace apparently.

@bigmattoidchimpin @DEERBLOOD @Momther @caekislove @suquili

@mitchconner @caekislove @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili For now. Until Wonder Group makes it illegal. That's just unsafe. You shouldn't be able to sell food like that without a state license that costs millions of dollars.

@bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili that already isn't legal. What do you expect to enforce it? Etsey is just as bad with the blatant copyright infringement.

@mitchconner @caekislove @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili You can sell printed out jacked Ahnold memes to boomers on eBay. What a joke. I got banned from eBay with a perfect rating super account for selling MMO gold years ago. I wasn't even violating copyright laws or the EULA of the game in which I sold the shit. It was perfectly legal. It was all because of Steve Bannon's and Brock Pierce's chink bots mass reporting my auctions. That shit should've been illegal. Well, one of these days, the chink bots will be with me, and guess what's gonna happen to guys like Steve Bannon and Brock Pierce? And their families. And their family's families. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_familial_exterminations

I once bought my dream home in Ultima Online, thanks to the efforts of people like you. I never got to thank the actual person who sold me my home in Jhelom in Lake Austin, so I will thank you instead.

Thank you!

@caekislove @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili

@caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili I didn't sell things in UO, but I did get sent to literal UO jail for calling some Danish whore a nigger. She forgot who I was, then I saw her one day in Minoc or something while I was handing out runes to my buddy's merchant house which was loaded with unsecured trapped chests. She took one, and while I was hiding behind the counters, guess who opened one? That stupid nigger bitch from Denmark who was probably white. I never got so much loot in my life, and I had a GM fisherman named "Blow Me." Do you know what it's like GMing fishing on a guy named "Blow Me"? It's like being red forever, but your character can be deleted. That was probably the greatest game ever.

@caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili
Just a Thief Ya Know I Will Loot Your Body By Midas_480p.mp4

@mitchconner @bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili I offer samplers of moonshine to what my wife sells to some folks on marketplace. It's my way of fighting the feds 🍶 😘

@bigmattoidchimpin @caekislove @mitchconner @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili "Did you poison this? That was the worst burrito I've ever tried in my life."...wait...I see colors, can i have 3?

@caekislove @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili airship. The answer is using an airship.

>Yeah seriously I have like 5 years of food stored in my condo. How the fuck can I move this shit if I have to gtfo of Dodge?

@suquili @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD Do you enjoy never truly owning anything and sucking proprietary cock like a good little paypig?

@suquili @DEERBLOOD @Momther @bigmattoidchimpin nevermind, just read the rest of the thread and realised that you were joking. I'll see myself out

@Clippy @Momther @DEERBLOOD @suquili That's alright. We're all doing the same thing.
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@Clippy @bigmattoidchimpin @Momther @DEERBLOOD I mean I listen to the majority of my music on YouTube with adblock and play games on Steam only when they're relatively recent games, otherwise I'm pirating/emulating

@Shadowbroker2135 @Momther

@Momther i love fern she is so wife