A Jewish man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $5."

The man pulls out a gold bar, slams it on the counter, and says, "Keep the change."

The bartender eyes the gold. "You know, for that much, I could just give you the beer and keep the glass."

The man smiles. "No, no. I’m not paying for the beer. I’m paying for the privilege of not having to explain to you why my people are still here."