@AryanSwastika “Patrick why do I need a gun? I’m a good sponge.” “Who’s going to protect Gary if your house is broken into?” “Aw jeez Patrick, you’re right!” “If I have a gun, I can protect my pets and property from invaders.” “What are you two morons talking about?” “Oh, hey squidward we were just talking about the importance of guns!” “Guns, those loud, dangerous things that kill people?” “Why would I ever need such a thing?” “Oh hold on someone’s at my door.”