>I also find strip clubs cringe AF
Same. My cousin kept asking me to go with him to one when I turned 18 and I kept telling him no. He tried to force me to go to one once by going to a strip club instead of the store when we were hanging out and I told him I would wait in the car while he went inside with his buddies. He finally gave up. I am not some puritan but I think strip clubs are way more perverse than porn in a weird way. It's a line I will never cross.
Based.
If someone offered me the trade of you get the best 3DPD out there but lose one item chosen at random... it'd be a bad trade. The RNG would likely hit something marginal like a battery... still a bad trade.