I love the theory, that Elfs are literally the lazyest race in all of fantasy.

Because you literally cannot find a low level vampire. They do not exist, since they hunt every night for hundreds of years.

On the other hand, you can find many 300+ year old elfs, who are level 3.

Really? You couldn't be assed to kill a single rat every decade to get to the level 10 already?

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@LukeAlmighty When you believe you have all the time in the world you accomplish very little. It makes perfect sense.

@TenaciousGoat
Well, no. You might not do anything important. But, you will find a hobby. And in case it is smithing for example, you will become Celebrimbor before you even know it.

@LukeAlmighty @TenaciousGoat Elves have the "Tree hugging" hobby, which is not respected by other races, so it just seems like they aren't improving any skill at all.
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