Boomer mom is so dumb and doesn't think sometimes 😂 she's always trying to get me to help out her husband because she's worried about him having a heart attack except he's always mostly ever doing one person shit where I would just be in the way. He knows if he needs help with anything he could ask me. He was talking about cutting some branches and she tells me to go out there and catch all the branches. I told her that it would be a good way to lose an eye, that you just let them fall to the ground and she's all "but you're wearing glasses" 🤦 yes, let's let my 250 dollar glasses that I use to see take the brunt of the impact from falling branches that I'm trying to catch for some BRAIN DEAD FUCKING REASON!!! Shes been getting on my nerves like that for YEARS. She sees dude doing anything at all "GET IN THERE AND HELP!" And it's 98% of the time blatantly obvious my help isn't needed. It's either I do the fucking thing or he does the fucking thing otherwise we're in each others way. She's a worry wart because his dad and Mom and some brothers died of a heart attack. I already know whenever he drops dead from one I'll be blamed for it. They both got some sketchy health issues where they could drop dead at any time and I'm just waiting to see which one.