---Kōan of Purpose---
Villainous Jack goes to the highway overpass to throw himself into traffic, to end his life.
John the Saint walks by, carrying a poop covered stick and a bag of wild cats.
Seeing this, Villainous asks the Saint if there is anything he can do to help.
Thinking a moment, the Saint hands the items over then says "Carry these."
Once Villainous takes the items, the Saint throws himself into traffic.
Perplexed, Villainous Jack wonders "How long should I hold on to these?"
~Fin