The wailing and gnashing of teeth are going
to extreme levels.

I do enjoy being Mr. blunt: "Bitch you needed a man
at 17 to sweep you off your feet and make 5 babies
you're now loving and protecting as your wall approaches!
That hubby of yours will always look at you as the 17 yr
old he's loved so much it hurts his chest and mind!
You'll never understand it but you'll be able to trust in it
as He trusts Jesus and we both follow.
Now make me a sammy beloved.
"Yes my Love" is all I want to hear and be about your business.