"According to an arrest report obtained by 404 Media, Ovideo, Florida, resident Evan Meyer was charged with attempted larceny/grand theft, criminal mischief of property damage worth more than $1,000, and property crimes against computer equipment supplies."

How the fuck can they charge the man for that for a cheap-ass 3D printed decoy with no computer equipment inside it?

>How the fuck can they charge the man for that for a cheap-ass 3D printed decoy with no computer equipment inside it?

If I were his attorney, I'd ask the judge the exact same thing.

@CliffSecord @Paleface Even if it gets thrown out, just the time, money and hassle of dealing with this shit will deter most people.

Some, but not all.

We found a number of cameras across the region.

It'd be a shame if something happened to them...in Minecraft.

@CliffSecord @atomic @Paleface On an unrelated note, you guys like lasers?

Hey look at that- the laser really does take out the camera!

I'll take one.... to use as a pointer at presentations....

@CliffSecord @atomic @Paleface My bad; that's just how much I invoiced them to make it. Cost me $4.38 in materials and $995 in labor (pressed start on the printer and played Minecraft for 8 hours).

>property damage worth more than $1,000
They used retail prices of the real deal when charging, a smart lawyer will take that apart. Three PVC poles and a couple of fake cameras? We're looking at maybe $50. I mean, you can literally buy Chinese fake cameras at the dollar store.

"Your honor, the defendant tried to traffic two kilos of cocaine with a street value of $130,000" won't fly when the evidence is just $4 worth of icing sugar.