"Legal advisers help migrants pose as gay to get asylum, undercover BBC investigation finds"
In other news, ursines routinely defecate in forested areas
@carolen funny how gayness argument is totally an option, but renouncing Islam isn't, even though apostasy is punishable by death under Islamic law, isn't it.
Personally, I'd be more sympathetic to someone who switched from goatfuckery to bacon and beer than to a homo, but I suppose I'm just being a bigot
@ThatCrazyDude @carolen Two tests for asylumseekers...
1. Eat pork.
2. Insert penis into another mans anus.
If 1 or 2 (or possibly 1 and 2) are passed, they can come.
@ThatCrazyDude @carolen You do have a very good point!
@GoonPatrol @h4890 @carolen yeah, nah, not when you think about it. Arabs are actually white, ya know. And so are Persians and the kikes. I mean, you could start measuring noses and stuff, but that's kinda iffy
@GoonPatrol @carolen @ThatCrazyDude Have you ever seen an arabian? They are most definitely not white. I could post a link to a photo online, but I do not want to scare the children reading here.
@h4890 @GoonPatrol @carolen well, they live in a goddamn desert so they tend to be pretty darn tanned, but they are technically Caucasian
@ThatCrazyDude @GoonPatrol @carolen Incorrect. You are mixing up caucasian with caucasoid races. Caucasian means "white" and is mainly used in the US. Caucasoid races are split into aryan (good!), semitic (bad! arabians here) and hamitic. You also have the mongoloig and negroid races, but those we can leave aside for the moment.
@h4890 @carolen personally I'd go with "have some bacon, wash it down with beer and say FUCK MUHAMMAD" test.
We have too many homos as it is, so there's that.