If I had just a few less scruples I'd start a gofundme with the nig stabber's face looking all Stanford graduation ceremony and implying that the money would go to him, but the description would clearly indicate that all the money would go towards my own mental health and emotional fulfillment during these times of stabby stabbies everywhere.

I bet I could get $50k by Friday if I shilled it in the right places.

Fucking scruples!