I'm not Christianing correctly?

Good, doing it "right" makes it disappear.

I mean, I agree that great orgs work to their own destruction. I'm sure the NAACP is working for a world where the NAACP doesn't need to exist, right?

So did Christianity succeed enough so that today its unpopularity is because it's like the NAACP in Liberia, aka, laughably unnecessary?

No lol.

Fairly certain that if Jesus came back today, 99% of Christians would reject him and support his crucifixion.