i'm writing a letter of apology to an old employer where i called him a faggot. i think this is gonna work,
"...as i get older, i've found that i love faggots. i love being around faggots. i hope someday i can be a faggot, like you, because faggots are so great."
i think he's really gonna love that last line so much, i'm gonna have my job back by thanksgiving.