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Relative: "Want a mimosa?"

Me: "No thanks."

Aggressively Persistent Relative: "But we have this papaya orange guava juice so they're Hawaiian mimosas and they're really good."

Me: "No thanks."

APR: "Do you just want the juice without the champagne? The juice is really good [blah blah blah blah...]

Me: *wishing I was dead*

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