>gf-*calls* "Are U coming to our therapy appointment?"
>1st, it's your therapist. 2nd, I already told you, no.
>gf-"I was told to give you another chance"
>I bet you were, your therapist would enjoy getting to see the damage she can do in real time.
>gf-"She just wants to help."
>You realize, she's just trying to destroy our relationship, right? She's fat, miserable, and lonely, and she wants the same for you.
>gf-"No, she wants to help us be closer!"
>Let me guess, I need to change?
>gf-"She said she can help you... us, this isn't about you!"
>Thank you for the confirmation.
>gf-"You do this all the time, trick me!"
>Into telling the truth, I trick you into honesty. Oh, the horror.
>gf-"She said if you don't come, I should stop talking to you"
>OK, if that's what you want.
>gf-"You're serious? OMG, you are serious!"
>I'm over 40, I've been through a divorce and "therapy" with exes, through this exact scenario, I know how it'll go. This will end badly, but this time, I won't take part in it. You do what you want.
>gf- *reeees, cursewords, then hangs up*
Some yugefat therapist, who can't find a man and loses all control of herself at the mere sight of a family size bag of M&Ms, has no insight I, or anyone, should find valuable.
I've dealt with this type before; I won't do it again.
>1st, it's your therapist. 2nd, I already told you, no.
>gf-"I was told to give you another chance"
>I bet you were, your therapist would enjoy getting to see the damage she can do in real time.
>gf-"She just wants to help."
>You realize, she's just trying to destroy our relationship, right? She's fat, miserable, and lonely, and she wants the same for you.
>gf-"No, she wants to help us be closer!"
>Let me guess, I need to change?
>gf-"She said she can help you... us, this isn't about you!"
>Thank you for the confirmation.
>gf-"You do this all the time, trick me!"
>Into telling the truth, I trick you into honesty. Oh, the horror.
>gf-"She said if you don't come, I should stop talking to you"
>OK, if that's what you want.
>gf-"You're serious? OMG, you are serious!"
>I'm over 40, I've been through a divorce and "therapy" with exes, through this exact scenario, I know how it'll go. This will end badly, but this time, I won't take part in it. You do what you want.
>gf- *reeees, cursewords, then hangs up*
Some yugefat therapist, who can't find a man and loses all control of herself at the mere sight of a family size bag of M&Ms, has no insight I, or anyone, should find valuable.
I've dealt with this type before; I won't do it again.
