Turd Flinging Monkey @[email protected]

The Morning Constitutional: June 3rd, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7b3mo6-the-morning-constitutional-june-3rd-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-3rd-2026_tlajSsGXAPjbsPS.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/UiXKpk6tnIjp/

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-06-03-08-00-36:4

It do be like that.

Whenever nothing happens and I can fit the geopolitical and financial news into a sub-10 second soundbyte, I just have Celestina do it via an AI generated video.

Instead of calling it "Monkey's Market Minute" I'm calling it "Celestina's Sloppy Seconds"

I'm extremely proud of my clever wordplay.

@VooDooMedic some feedback from a viewer regarding the background music.

The levels are very dynamic, so you have some louder parts that come into the foreground.
Much of this ambient "music" has singing-like sounds, so it's distracting because it sounds like singing over your talking, which is especially distracting when the "singing" levels are loud. This dramatic ambience clashes heavily. The lighter, more-fun ambience of years past was much better because it is calming.

The TFM Show: June 6th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7axo8s-the-tfm-show-june-6th-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-tfm-show-june-6th-2026_disbnrXV5ioy8IA.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Jxcf1KQeOMiO/

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-06-06-19-00-01:9

STREAMING NOW

TFM Website: https://tee.fm/
Morning Constitutional Article Links: https://tee.fm/morning-constitutional-articles/
Stream Links:
Entropy: https://entropystream.live/TFMonkey
Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/TFMonkey
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/live?u=TFMonkey
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/TFMShowLIVEOdyseeStream:7
Kick: https://kick.com/tfmonkey

I worked on my book a bit today. Here is the only art I have to show off.

Sex Doll Review: Erovenus Chloe Wildd 40lb Lifesize Pornstar Sex Doll Torso with Bonus Repair Tutorial (Sponsored)

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/sex-doll-review-erovenus-chloe-wildd-40lb-lifesize-pornstar-sex-doll-torso-with-bonus-repair-tutoria_12PjDRwMGDHr2fY.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/sYnwOpa8ipMo/

LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/Erovenus-Chloe-Wildd-Lifesize-Porn-Star-Sex-Doll-Torso-with-Bonus-Repair:3

Here is the cover of my new book. It's nowhere near done, so don't expect it any time soon. I'm shooting for finishing it by the end of the year.

new layout with new avatars. @HD_Takeshi I think the bright green looks better than the dark green, but I can use the dark green if you insist. @VooDooMedic @TheBoatMan

looping animated cyberpunk background for the saturday show.

The Morning Constitutional: May 27th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v7arwrq-the-morning-constitutional-may-27th-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-may-27th-2026_5Z28Wgq8UhN9VTN.html

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-05-27-08-00-16:3

STREAMING NOW

TFM Website: https://tee.fm/
Morning Constitutional Article Links: https://tee.fm/morning-constitutional-articles/
Stream Links:
Entropy: https://entropystream.live/TFMonkey
Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/TFMonkey
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/live?u=TFMonkey
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/TFMShowLIVEOdyseeStream:7
Kick: https://kick.com/tfmonkey

I bought the Skibidi Toilet Battle Bucket at Walmart and painted them up to use in HeroQuest. I'm including them in my book to make the point that you can bring anything into HeroQuest as long as it's to scale, so enjoy my mid-tier miniature painting skills.

The Skibidi toilets are "friendly" mimics.

In case you're curious about why me and Celestina look the way we do, it's a nod to Ghost in the Shell. Celestina is Kusanagi and I'm Batou. That's why her hair is purple. It also helps differentiate her from Isabella (Voodoo's waifu).

ran out of tokens, but I got my avatar done. I just need to make versions with the eyes open and closed, and mouth open and closed. Then I need to create an animated looping neutral animation.

Then I have everything I need for my PNG-tuber avatar.

Halsey and Shogun's on-screen avatars.