@BowsacNoodle I'm thankful that every Sunday of this year, I've been able to attend liturgy at my parish, and God willing, I will continue to do so.
Go to the nearest straight, White male and make him a late night snack. After that you will tuck him into bed and read him a bedtime story. Then once he is asleep give him a kiss on the forehead, turn off the night light and close the door quietly.
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