Alex @[email protected]

100kg moo moo

Spanish Uma

these cocksuckers who pump water into bacon to increase the weight deserve a painful death

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@Groomschild Wings are cute as well but every single girl needs ears. not every girl needs wings and a surplus of wings would likely end in an oversaturation of the wing market and result in the devaluation of our winged wives.

human ears are weak, pathetic, and a waste of a valuable genetic slot on a woman when we could simply universally replace them and see returns of affection and love from both men and women in happy, loving relationships increase tenfold from the natural benefits these cute, flippy, fluffy and sensitive parts have.

however, wings can make up for the natural flaw of having human ears that so many women unfortunately have. If your wife is cursed with human ears she can at least express great signs of affection and ownership through her massive wings. Using them as barriers from other harlots who would make a pass, using them for deep hugs, and being able to simply use them as a more sensitive spot for you to touch and pet to show her trust instead.

unfortunately this means smaller wings are at a natural disadvantage compared to large, fluffy wings. Ideally the smaller wings are more sensitive to make up for this flaw as it may be hard for those girls to express themselves with their tiny, feeble wings. How are they meant to keep other women away with such small things? They can't even cover you up if you want to sleep next to her after a hard day of work. And they still have to deal with those horrible, horrible human ears (unless if they won the genetic lottery and achieved both animal ears AND wings)

cherish your wife for the features that make her her. even if she lacks the, objectively superior, animal ears, it is your duty to make her feel loved regardless of her flaws or boons. I am sure she would do the same for you with or without cute ears.

girls are simply cuter with animal ears. scientifically speaking, all aspects of a woman become magnified at least threefold when the inferior, bizarre human ears are replaced with a large, fluffy and emotive set of animal ears. even then, being large and fluffy are optional. they simply need to be emotive.

there is no cuter potential in reality than that of a cute girl's large, fluffy ears wiggling, turning, and stiffening from embarrassment or happiness.

if you're coming home from work her exceptional hearing will register you coming from miles away, allowing her to meet you at the door every day without fail.

on top of that, they would almost certainly be among the most sensitive parts of the girl herself. allowing you to touch them would be seen as the highest honor and one of the highest forms of trust.

Naruhodo

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